Big life update guys: I got spayed! It was 2 weeks ago, or maybe a month ago, or yesterday? I can't tell. Anyway, I got spayed. It was hard. I couldn't walk and the humans didn't let me leave the house. And did I tell you about the cone? Cone sucks!!! Human now threatens me with the cone. I will eat her one day. 😾
Anyway, I got spayed and was afraid to go out so my human decided to take me to a public park. I had gone with the humans before but there were way too many of them for me to actually have fun.
But this time, it was just three humans and an enemy. 🙀
Yep, my human is an idiot.
I explored, ate, sunbathed & even pooped. 😻
My human was running around with the enemy like the idiot she is.
I was about to kill him but the human managed to thwart my attack. Rest easy for now, enemy. 😼
But after that day, I realised I don't hate travelling and meeting humans. Most car trips lead to the evil doctor with the syringe but some lead to a park where I can poop.
Okay, sleeping now. Until next time. ✌️
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